Your time apologizing. So, a LOT of stuff to tell you guys. The first hilarious incident:
My precocious five-year-old cousin, whom I'll call Rebecca. Her innocence is touching. And hilarious.
So:
Setting: On the road, coming home from Costco
Props: Box of diapers
Characters: My sister, Rebecca, and I
Me: "Ha! For a second, I thought that baby in diapers was a clenched fist. It looks like that from upside down."
(I had been staring at it for the past minute trying to make sense of it.)
Sister snickers and: "What the heck? That is so weird! You thought that a butt covered in cloth was a hand?"
Rebecca says quietly: "Butts, not butt."
Me, disbelievingly: "What? But there's only one butt."
Rebecca explains as if obvious: "It's butts. The butts is divided into two parts. There are two butts. So it's butts."
Me and my sister are in tears of laughter.
I try to explain, delirious with the hilarity of it: "No, Rebecca, it's butt. Even though a butt is divided into two, it is still one whole thing. It's butt, okay?"
My sister is in tears the whole time.
Rebecca: "Okay."
HA! HA! I still laugh at the memory.
Second thing:
What's up y'all?! Leave comments and such. Must thanks to Alex (again!) who pushed me to write. I appreciate it.
Thrid:
Hey, check out this guy on YouTube. He seriously deserves some publicity, with all the talent he's got. Check him out on iTunes. I know he looks a bit...weird but check out some of his other videos, too. Username: jriceproductions
My precocious five-year-old cousin, whom I'll call Rebecca. Her innocence is touching. And hilarious.
So:
Setting: On the road, coming home from Costco
Props: Box of diapers
Characters: My sister, Rebecca, and I
Me: "Ha! For a second, I thought that baby in diapers was a clenched fist. It looks like that from upside down."
(I had been staring at it for the past minute trying to make sense of it.)
Sister snickers and: "What the heck? That is so weird! You thought that a butt covered in cloth was a hand?"
Rebecca says quietly: "Butts, not butt."
Me, disbelievingly: "What? But there's only one butt."
Rebecca explains as if obvious: "It's butts. The butts is divided into two parts. There are two butts. So it's butts."
Me and my sister are in tears of laughter.
I try to explain, delirious with the hilarity of it: "No, Rebecca, it's butt. Even though a butt is divided into two, it is still one whole thing. It's butt, okay?"
My sister is in tears the whole time.
Rebecca: "Okay."
HA! HA! I still laugh at the memory.
Second thing:
What's up y'all?! Leave comments and such. Must thanks to Alex (again!) who pushed me to write. I appreciate it.
Thrid:
Hey, check out this guy on YouTube. He seriously deserves some publicity, with all the talent he's got. Check him out on iTunes. I know he looks a bit...weird but check out some of his other videos, too. Username: jriceproductions
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